![]() ![]() Just pure well machined and well finished products of awesome. oh no, TWO clippers! your standard sized normal fits in your hand finger clippers, then it's jumbo big brother capable of clipping off an entire big toe! HOLY CLIPPERS OF FREEDOM BATMAN! Now THIS is what I'm talking about! They are even nicer than my torque wrench! Nice manly satin finish, no overly shiny, get blinded by the new LED lights in the ceiling from the reflection finish for this guy. Not even like normal high quality, I mean like ultra top end, packaging engineering style top end, the type that you actually kinda feel good about having opposable thumbs when you open it, it's actually satisfying to hold in your hand 'when' you open it. But wait, where is the normal blister pack packaging? These can't really be clippers can they? Oh buddy, hold onto your ass for this one!!!! First off, high quality packaging. Ignoring the fact that this is the first time someone has gifted you nail clippers, you laugh about the whole thing and give her funny looks. so you play this game about 12 more times over the next couple years until your wife surprises you with a little yellow box one day. cause at least a stick doesn't pretend to be anything other than a stick!Īnywho. and that's only cause it literally has to imitate a stick to dig gunk out from under your nail! I mean honestly this thing is probably worse than the so-said imitated stick. They cut like crap, they nail file would be better used as an actual nail, the pokey wanna-be knife thing is the only usable piece on the entire clipper. After all, the entire clipper couldn't suck right? You just got a weird pair and need to get used to them. I've got this sweet bad-ass nail file and pokey wanna-be knife thing inside to fix any downfall of these ultra shiny wonderments of finger-care. maybe not immediately, but it'll show itself in a few days, without fail. Well hack away my friends, cause you soon realize your super elevated top shelf $2.99 clippers cut about as good as those safety scissor you were handed in 2nd grade to ensure you never draw blood, it's too late. I'm talking one of those deep Hellacious ones in the crease of your index finger that is sure to not heal for weeks to come, potentially matching levels of pain similar to the fiberglass sliver and the hangnail your are presently attempting to hack from existence. these are gonna rock! But storm clouds are a brewin' my firends, trust me.įirst you cut yourself on the crappy blister pack packaging trying to open them, and not like a little scrape/drag abrasion either. $2.99 top shelf shiny silver clippers with the bad-ass nail file and pokey wanna-be knife thingy inside. you drank a lot of beer yesterday working on the lawn mower and maybe it was a good idea to put the clippers in the tool box after using them as snap ring removal devices, after all. ![]() 20 minutes later you curse and give up and buy a new set cause you had no luck finding the clippers in your super organized man life that you pride yourself so well on (you even looked in your tool-box, next to the torque wrench, cause. Even better still when you realize you had to search for 20 minutes to find said crappy nail clippers, the whole time reminding yourself that 'this' time you'll buy a new set when you hit the store. Even better is when you realize you did it to yourself earlier and without warning with your crappy ass nail clippers that never cut well and always leave your nail jagged and prone to snagging. but good luck finding that little triumph of joy to pull it out. Then the pain could increase, oh God it could get horrible, on par with that stupid little sliver you got from your cheap ass Walmart fiberglass tent pole 2 years ago setting the stupid tent up in your backyard cause little Jimmy just HAD to go camping that night, and burying itself into the side of your pinky finger, still letting itself be known every time you graze your hand across a piece of clothing. One wouldn't dare just rip it off! Oh No. They can literally stop a person dead in their tracks, unrelenting in their tiny little annoying pain that grown ass men have groveled beneath their might. They destroy you and YOU KNOW IT! And they usually start with a crappy ass nail clip job. ![]() Oh don't pretend like they don't bother you or you're too much of a stud to care. ![]() A threat so ever-present in our daily lives we almost never think about it, care about it, or pretend to care about it. gotta pick your battles).įor years mankind has been plagued with a never-ending threat. So I figured I would send you guys/gals/masters of tiny finger tool blacksmithery a little note of appreciation for making a quality product any dude would be happy to show off in his already over masculinized bathroom (totally not true, my wife won't let me make it look manly, but. ![]()
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